Editorial Hilarity

I always wondered how the jobs of smart drilled HRs must be years back when I was searching for work! Years later when I now decide who I hire and who I reject, I come across myriad personalities! Eager beavers, intelligence reborns, knuckleheads, "dumb blondes", pseudo intellectuals et al.

Now, take this for instance, I have here compositions by two editor hopefuls. I was blasted when I went through them, and had to give it space in my blog for hilarity's sake.

Get a grip, this kicks ass!

"Geography: Geography is a important subject of all student. Geography means, "geo" means earth and "graphy" means study. So it is called study of earth. There are seven country and five ocean in the earth. The seven country are---Asia, Eurup, North america, South America, Asteliya, Affica, and North Pole. Asia is the biggest country of the world. Our India is situated in Asia country." 

"Sex: sex is feelings of mind. There is two type of sex in the world. i.e. one is male and one is female. Basically the male person are more interested on female. In another words we all are depends on opposite sex. Less no. of person can live without sex. Less no. person has sex. They are called Hijira. They are most unhappy person."

This literally kicks ass!!

Not surprisingly these guys didn't make it to the official list. They were invited for an interview but they absconded.